Category Archives: Classic Quotes

Who’re you gonna call, first?

“Daddee…. DADDee…. DADDEE….” No, no; “Mummee…. MUMMee…. MUMMEE…..” No, no; “Jie jie…. JIE JIE!” (Yes, even Caitlin now understands the prestige that comes with this!)

Simple pleasures that mean the world to a toddler :: Part 1

As was much celebrated by us working slaves, last Wednesday was a public holiday for some states including Selangor, which is where my office is.

So, I had the pleasure of picking Caitlin up from school that day.

I had told her the day before that I would be able to pick her up; “Daddee will pick you up from school tomorrow, okay?”

You’d never hear a louder “Yay!!” than that! “I can show you to my friends!” was her first statement.

Hmm…

Anyway, she didn’t, but her expression when she saw me was quite funny-interesting.

It was a mix of apprehension and shyness…. maybe it was just because it was something new; Grandad has been the one picking her up from school everyday.

But she ran towards me anyway.

And the school entrance was already kinda empty; largely ‘cos she stays for an extra class and most of her friends have left. Either that or it’s ‘cos she was one of the first ones let out.

She asked if I had waited long, in toddler speak. Such mature thinking already….

This morning wasn’t the second time she’d asked me again if I could pick her up again. It wasn’t easy telling her no, partly because it’s slightly confusing for her to understand why our holidays don’t always coincide…

Got a similar simple-pleasures story to share too?

Attack of the noodles!

Grandma was feeding Caitlin noodles. Grandma didn’t realise how hot the noodles was. Gave it to Caitlin, Caitlin immediately spat out, landing on her chest, and started crying.

Grandma immediately brushed it off Caitlin’s chest, comforted her, and was feeling bad…

“Sorry!! Grandma naughty! Grandma didn’t make sure the noodles was cool enough; Grandma naughty! So sorry darling!”

Caitlin, I guess felt sorry for Grandma. Still in her tears, Caitlin comforts Grandma, “No, noodles naughty! Not Grandma!”

What we can do at 3.5 years and 6 months old!

Checkpoint:

Caitlin says:

I can emulate Daddee and repeat myself LOUDER when he says “Pardon?”, just like he does with Hot Mummee when she says “Hmm?”

I can wear my socks and shoes on my own now, most times getting the left and right right, or right and left right. Haha I made a joke.

I can make pretty good observations already. Where I was already able to identify same models of Daddee’s, Mummee’s, and uncle’s cars (I started with Grandpa’s VW bug) on the road, now I can complain to Daddee that the streetlights needn’t be left on when it’s morning already.

I can observe and remember things. I still joke about Daddee cautioning Teacher Ng to be careful of the bird poop on his car, when Teacher was leaning into his car to help release my seat belt when he was dropping me off at school. I don’t know why but the prospect of Teacher Ng accidentally rubbing the bird poop onto her clothes tickles me.

I know how to switch between Mandarin and English when I am referring to things which both names I know. Like, Daddee! The ma-yi is coming to eat the ping-guo!

I am starting to see the power of changing the subject. But darn it, Daddee seems to catch it each time I start. I will try with my grand parents then.

I still remember my two trips to Sydney and what we did, even though I was only (almost exactly) 2 years old and 3 years old at those times.

I know how to spit out the toothpaste when Daddee brushes my teeth. And spit, and spit, and spit. This drives Daddee mad as he says I am wasting the toothpaste and that there’d be nothing left to finish brushing with. I may already know how to brush myself, but I ain’t telling Daddee this! Only thing I do know how to do is brush my tongue at the end; he says it’s to get rid of the yuckies after I had my last milkies for the day.

I already know what Mummee and Daddee are up to when they start acting suspicously when they evade questions of what they wanna do after dinner, or stop short of saying what’s next after dinner, on weekends. They go out to something called the movies. They think they can change the subject and I wouldn’t notice…

Caleb says:

I can roll over, and over, and over, till I fall off the bed!

I can grab things already, though not very securely. However, I do like grabbing my carrier’s hair, and I like hearing them shriek when I do.

I still like smacking the bottle silly, now not just with Daddee. And now also with much gusto since I am stronger.

Since I am stronger, my cries are louder too. That usually gets the adults to stop stuffing the teat in my mouth. I am full and sleepy, get it? Just get me back into bed or I will continue bullying you with my cries and wriggling, and leave you to clean up the milky mess of missing my mouth HAHAHAHAHA!

I look at everything. I look in the direction we are about to go (when I am being carried), even before the first step is taken.

I look by usually turning my head, but sometimes, I just look by shifting my eyes. Daddee thinks I am too young to have an attitude…

I look with my mouth agape…

PS: I have created a new category for these Milestones… Daddee

Why God made mums

WHY GOD MADE MUMS

I know this is a macho-manly-man ground-shaking-man-belch type of blog, but since we have kids…

Continue reading

Famous quotes for the moment!

.
Sigh, this Daddee ah, so silly…

It’s okay Daddee, I licked it already!

Daddee? Where is the talker from the radio?
What do you mean?
Where is the talker on the radio; where is he?

……..

While playing with her Lego toys, we were trying to build a tall castle, which obviously kept falling over. Daddee suggested that instead of building it upwards / tall; “So that instead of making the people run up and down (the towers), let’s make it wider (with the limited blocks) so that the people can run left and right.”

Caitlin lays the existing tall tower on its side. “You mean like this?”

I was dumbfounded, but still kept my cool. “Yeah, like this…” My goodness, lateral thinking!

And the final word, from Caleb: aaaaahhhhhhgegegegegegegegegegege