So I was in the bathroom a few days before, checking out my physique, topless.
Caitlin walks in, and asked what the heck I was doing.
I decided to be honest.
“Daddee’s looking at the lines on my body**”.
“Lines? What lines?”
“These lines” point at the curved lines beneath what used to be spectacular pecs*. “Daddee’s getting fat.”
Now she is telling people she doesn’t wanna eat so much because she doesn’t wanna get fat- “Otherwise I will get lines on my body like Daddee…”
Yeah thanks kiddo.
* Okay I exaggerate.
** The lines look like bra-underwire marks on my body now- this, I am not exaggerating. I will spare you the photos lest you cannot look at me in the face the next time we meet…. or vice versa.
It’s a combo of gravity, fat, and the lack of youth.
I am in trouble now….
5 responses so far ↓
1 Ann // Feb 11, 2009 at 7:18 AM
hahahaha…..its ok, all of us are int he same boat! And you still have a fairly handsome face to look at, so that’s redemption for you!
2 Daddee // Feb 11, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Aiyoh! Errrm, thanks again!
I really gotta work out a work out schedule! Time is running out for this body to easily lose weight! Cos the older you are the harder it becomes!
3 Yee-Yee // Feb 11, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Oh my gosh!!! Talk about vanity! You actually view yourself full-frontal in the mirror? Why put yourself through such torture?!?! You keep complaning about your physique year after year… and yet you do nothing! You know what? You need a workout partner! Drag HM along with you to the gym and commit to a solid hour of workout 2-3 days of the week. That will be a start! JUST DO IT!
4 Daddee // Feb 11, 2009 at 3:41 PM
Hey you! No one said anything about full length mirror!
5 Moomykin // Feb 16, 2009 at 7:05 AM
Tell me about it!!
At least you Daddees are spared of the jelly-bellies most of us mommies get. Of course there are those spectacular ones like HotMummee who only have to think of keeping toned, while the rest of us have to do greater battles.
But we all conclude that it’s also pretty much genetic,
(Again: Booo!) and age.
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