So it was Caitlin and Caleb’s grandpa’s birthday dinner tonight. I wore my almost-10-years old Dockers. It’s a bit tight, but still manageable, barely, to be honest.
I also wore a ribbed polo shirt. Fitting but not tight. Quite a dressy one.
In the car I was in the backseat, with Caitlin on my lap; Hot Mummee was driving.
Caitlin feels my torso, and says, “Daddee, it feels like you have a float here…” poking at it; “Hee hee..”
Due to the conservation of mass, the Dockers was squeezing the mass up and out and over my belt; which was there only to prevent the button from popping, actually.
While I already knew of this, I know I am in real trouble now.
5 responses so far ↓
1 lynn // Dec 21, 2008 at 10:35 AM
muffin-top!
lol ;P
2 Daddee // Dec 21, 2008 at 3:36 PM
Okay that’s one visual analogy!
Yeah- thanks Lynn! Bleh!
3 Yee-Yee // Dec 23, 2008 at 3:31 PM
<> This is sooo funny! I think daddee needs NEW clothes to fit his new well-rounded lifestyle!
Don’t kids say the darnest things?!?!
4 hissychick // Dec 23, 2008 at 7:05 PM
I feel your pain. A has laughingly declared “I can see your jelly belly Mummy”. In public.
5 Moomykin // Dec 24, 2008 at 5:00 AM
My only escape now is that I have a baby growing in me…
After that… errrm… let me think of another.
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