Daddee Yah!

I can also do this already! Yo man I am so clever now! Heh heh! I overhead Major-Adult-2 saying something about the “skydiving position”… What’s position?

Also, Major-Adult-2 insisted I don’t wear my boxing gloves anymore; I think he said Adult-Dr-cum-Aunty said now is the time I will start opening and flexing my fingers, something about giving me room for that… What’s fingers?

Major-Adult-2 also keeps pointing this black thing in my face telling me to smile, what’s going on there? I will smile as and when I like to! Aren’t my frequent smiles already enough? What’s face?

Lately, Adults have started sitting infront of this big box with bright moving pictures while giving me milk. Man I tell you, this box shows all sorts of pictures! There are brightly coloured disproportionate 2-dimensional people talking and singing; funny furry monster things with big eyes that talk funny; adults singing with lots of other adults sitting and watching, and then another three adults talking in turn about the performance; adults lying on the ground with other adults shining a light and looking and collecting evi… evi-duh… evidence; one adult talking boringly at me and then pictures of adults putting small pieces of paper into a box, picture of adults wearing the same clothes carrying long metal things pointing at other adults; adults falling or crashing or getting hurt from their two-wheeled vehicle and Major-Adult-2 chuckling…